Friday Fury: Apple Vision Pro
Humanity won’t last if we sit in our homes with goggles strapped to our heads, not interacting with our environment and other humans.
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Apple’s Vision Pro is a complete travesty. People need to go outside instead of sitting on the couch wearing god-awful fucking goggles. I’ve been a Mac guy since 86, and even I think the fanboys are wrong. I can see pro uses like law enforcement, but for regular people it’s just sad.
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Hey Woof!.
It’s nice being out here with the horses.
Well, today’s Friday Fury. I’m in Holland. There’s a windmill there. Hopefully you can see it. My arms are crossed because it is Friday Fury.
Today’s topic, as you’ve obviously seen the title, is Apple. Now Apple did a conference last week with new software and also new hardware. And in particular, I mean, they have new MacBook Air 15s and stuff, but in particular, I want to obviously talk about this Vision Pro thing, which I think is a complete travesty, to be honest.
And the reason I say it is because you should be outside. You shouldn’t be sitting at home playing on your computer all the time. You shouldn’t be wearing these goddamn fucking ugly ar goggles and everyone who licks apples anus.
I mean, I’m the MacJunky. I’ve been the Mac guy since 86, 87. I should be the guy that should be licking their ass, right? But there are these fanboys that go absolute crazy in anything that Apple does. And firstly, it’s annoying. Secondly, it’s unbelievable. And thirdly, they’re fucking wrong.
How can anyone, think humanity’s going to get any better by wearing these god-awful fucking goggles sitting on their couch, which is effectively what they’ve done in their video presentation and interact with other people. If someone comes up to me with those glasses, with those goggles, it’s not glasses, it’s goggles, I’m just to say you look like a cunt, you just are.
Now, saying that, I can see where the application should lie. You know, law enforcement, police, ambulance, firefighters. I get that. So I’m guessing the pro designation is for that kind of thing. But everyone seems to be saying, you know, oh, this will be great to be wearing it at a party sitting in your house. And I think that part of it is wrong. I think that part of it is, for me just god-awful fucking sad again go outside there’s horses here and stuff but to be sitting on your couch with fucking goggles is just fucking ridiculous and I yeah I feel sad for humanity go outside I’m gonna go outside to play with play with with Woof! go and walk with Woof! and I just fucking hope I don’t get those glasses and sit on on a couch and get fat.
That’s how I feel about the apples thing. Anyway, have a great weekend and I’ll see you on Monday. See you later. Ciao.
Hey Woof!.