Friday Fury: Selling shovels
The amount of bullshit on the internet never amazes me anymore, but reading bios stating, “I’ve made $10M for my clients”, is fucking getting out of hand!
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Summary
Fake gurus who scream about making six figures or ten million for clients but have no testimonials and often no website. They spend all day on social media selling shit, so how do they get any work done? They’re full of shit, cunts, and assholes, and I’m fed up with it.
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Today’s Friday Fury. It’s going to be a good one. It is for me anyway.
I talk about fake gurus a lot. I talk about people who basically scream from the top of the building. And I cannot understand how they get anything done, how they get clients. It just makes no sense. The only clients I see them getting, this is how I perceive it, is idiots. absolute fucking numskulls.
Because why would you hire someone who has to scream from the top of their lungs, top of the building, top of the hill to say, hi me, hi me, because I made 10 million for this client. Bitch, you made 10 million for no one. Because I don’t see no testimonials. At all.
Anyway, your bio says you made doesn’t mean that you actually did it. Right? I made 10 million. I make six figures doing this. I made, you know, and I can show you how it’s done. You see how fucking wrong that is. It just blows my fucking mind.
And you know what? 50% of them, and I truly mean 50 to 70% of them, don’t even have a fucking website where you could go and see the testimonials. Where are your fucking testimonials? You got no testimonials. If you got no testimonials, how, there’s no way, just no way. I’d like to be proved wrong, I think, but there’s no way you’re making 10 million for your clients, you’re making six figures, and I fucking hate it when people say that.
Who gives it? I made six figures while you’re in your fucking nappy. I don’t scream from the top of my lungs saying that I made six figures. Fucking idiots. Six figures this, eight figures that. Ten million this, five million that, you’re fucking full of shit. You’re all full of fucking shit.
Boggles my fucking mind how these people do what they do and they think they’re awesome. And I’m not talking about the over the top, here’s my Lamborghini. No, I’m talking about people like copywriters, people like social media experts. They have no fucking time to do any work because they’re always on social media trying to sell shit.
I just don’t understand how they can get anything done if they’re already on social media throughout the fucking day. And don’t tell me about scheduling tweets because half the time, most of the time, they’re actually commenting on other tweets. You’re telling me that scheduling? Bullshit. They’re full of shit. They’re cunts, they’re assholes and everything else.
You’re welcome. This was your Friday Fury. See you next time. Fucking it is.