Friday Fury: The Internet

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Summary

I love the internet but the assholes on it, fake gurus, ghostwriters, and unprofessional idiots, drive me crazy. There was a Twitter DM exchange where both parties were fucking idiots: one rude provider and one client asking irrelevant questions without due diligence.

If you hire an expert, don’t ask how they fucking do it, and if you have no website, stop calling yourself a business. Today’s Friday Fury is the internet: take the good, stop posting platitudes, and watch out for people like me who call out cunts.

Raw

I love the internet and everything that it brings. It’s brought me joy. I’ve learnt a lot of things. It’s brought me friends. It’s brought me my best friend. Brought me many girlfriends. It’s brought me so much good stuff. And for my work, it’s brought me an insane amount of business. It’s brought me loads of great connections. The internet itself is an amazing thing. thing.

But what I don’t like about the internet is the assholes on it. And I’m not talking about just trolls. I mean, I’m a troll. I do troll a lot. I do antagonise a lot. But I feel that that’s coming from a place of feedback rather than annoyance and resentments, jealousy or whatever like that.

What I want to talk about the bad side of the internet is all these assholes that think there’s something and they’re not. So the whole ghostwriter thing just annoys the fuck out of me. The whole fake guru thing annoys the hell out of me. The whole, well, you know, you’ve taken my course or I’ve been coaching you. And if you’ve got no, if you haven’t got any better, then it must be something you’re. doing like who the fuck are you to tell me that shit so it’s those kind of people those kind of trolls those kind of fake gurus that I cannot fucking stand on the internet I do navigate around it I do sometimes do troll them I do troll them and it’s it’s hilarious when you actually get a reply from them.

But I want to talk about one particular Twitter thing that happened. So a few days ago, someone said that they reached out to someone on DM. That person said the product to the service was $2,000, whatever. And she wanted to know what her, how she worked and what her team was. Now I do understand. understand those questions and I don’t agree with how the reply came. They’re both wrong. They’re both fucking idiots.

The reply was, well, the first reply was, yes, that’s 2000. And the second reply was irrelevant questions. Now, yes, they are truly irrelevant, but that’s not how you gain clients. So that’s one issue with one party. The second party, she’s saying, you know, I want to know what I’m getting myself into. I agree. I agree. But if you’re reaching out to someone on DM, you’re a fucking idiot. If you haven’t done any due diligence beforehand, you’re a fucking idiot. You’re both fucking idiots. One for replying non-professionally. And you asking about team and stuff where it’s twofold. One, it’s none of your fucking business, how they’re, the job gets done. If you hire me and then tell me what to do, I’m firing you. I don’t want your money. Here’s your money back. I don’t tell me how to do my fucking job when you hire me.

So when you hire an expert, you’re reaching out to them and you’re hiring them to get a, to get, um, a result. Don’t ask them how they fucking do it. Yes, you need to know certain things like, you know, how big is your team? Okay, fair enough. What’s your portfolio? Yeah, okay, I understand it. I don’t show my portfolio. The only things that you see from on my website are testimonials. So if you said to me, I want to see your clients. I’m like, dude, look at the testimonials. I’m not going to tell you about my other clients who didn’t want to leave a testimonial, maybe because they want to be not, not be known as my client. I don’t know for whatever reason.

So if you, firstly, if you have no website, stop fucking calling yourself a business. Nowadays you need a website. You need a proper fucking domain. You need a proper fucking website, proper fucking brand. So, first thing, unprofessional, the way you replied, the one party. And secondly, if you’re looking for someone, don’t look for, don’t fucking reach out via DMs. For that level. And if you do, you should at least know some of their fucking background. Otherwise, you’re going to get this interaction. Then you’re going to post it. And everyone’s saying, oh, yeah, they’re. shit, you’re a fucking more on yourself.

So again, the internet I love, but this side of the internet is just fucking drives me crazy. So you cunts better watch out because there are people like me that will call you out and I do it all the time as much as I can because I did reply to it. That person didn’t reply, the person whose tweet it was, but I’m getting a lot of likes on it. So it’s like it does resonate because there are idiots and in turn your idiots on both sides we’re in the middle here trying to figure out how not to fucking deal with you two cunts basically so again today’s Friday Fury is the internet there’s good and there’s bad get what you want from it and stop fucking posting platitudes after fucking platitudes and with that have a great weekend i’ll see you on Monday, Caio.